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Category: Thanksgiving
Message: He laid her on the table
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide... he looked inside
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...
And then he stuffed the turkey.
Submitted By: hiperactivachica

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Here I sit so brokenly hearted
I tried to s*** but only farted
I stepped outside to take a chance
I tried to fart and s*** my pants!!
...well thats basically whats happening to me right now, so brb.
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4.0/5 (334 votes)

Submitted by: Greenday ROX!
Dropin' the kids off at the pool if you get what I'm sayin...
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3.4/5 (241 votes)

Submitted by: Crystallicious
Making My Bladder Gladder :o)
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3.5/5 (235 votes)

Submitted by: Dreamnofu1022
Drop me a message while I drop something in the toilet.
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3.4/5 (221 votes)

Submitted by: BasketBallJonezX
Be back in a flush...I mean flash!
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3.4/5 (217 votes)

Submitted by: cantstopthisgirl
It's my potty and I'll pee if I want to!!!
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3.5/5 (212 votes)

Submitted by: Gigglingal07
Sh*t happens... aparently It's happening right now.
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3.5/5 (200 votes)

Submitted by: 1seemorebutts
Diarrhea, diarrhea.... When you're walking in the hall and you feel something fall, diarrhea! diarrhea! When your standing on a ladder and you feel something splatter, diarrhea! Diarrhea!
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3.3/5 (174 votes)

Submitted by: igotworms22
Hey %n, Don't you hate when you are going number 2 and the water splashes up on your butt? well thats whats happening to me at the moment....Splash!
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3.2/5 (164 votes)

Submitted by: sneakychc1
This is meI went to peeWEEE!
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1.6/5 (134 votes)

Submitted by: SwtLiLPiNaY
You know the saying "A load off my back"....well..I'm about to take a load off my ass.
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3.4/5 (132 votes)

Submitted by: WhoMe5384
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W U X Y Z.......what letter is missing....if you guessed P you are right... b/c it is running down my leg....brb
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3.1/5 (120 votes)

Submitted by: braceface259

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