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Category: Ponder
Message: There are 3 kinds of people in this world... ones who can count, and ones who cant.
Submitted By: thiswebsiteisgay

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Here I sit so brokenly hearted
I tried to s*** but only farted
I stepped outside to take a chance
I tried to fart and s*** my pants!!
...well thats basically whats happening to me right now, so brb.
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4.0/5 (334 votes)

Submitted by: Greenday ROX!
Dropin' the kids off at the pool if you get what I'm sayin...
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3.4/5 (241 votes)

Submitted by: Crystallicious
Making My Bladder Gladder :o)
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3.5/5 (235 votes)

Submitted by: Dreamnofu1022
Drop me a message while I drop something in the toilet.
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3.4/5 (221 votes)

Submitted by: BasketBallJonezX
Be back in a flush...I mean flash!
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3.4/5 (217 votes)

Submitted by: cantstopthisgirl
It's my potty and I'll pee if I want to!!!
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3.5/5 (212 votes)

Submitted by: Gigglingal07
Sh*t happens... aparently It's happening right now.
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3.5/5 (200 votes)

Submitted by: 1seemorebutts
Diarrhea, diarrhea.... When you're walking in the hall and you feel something fall, diarrhea! diarrhea! When your standing on a ladder and you feel something splatter, diarrhea! Diarrhea!
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3.3/5 (174 votes)

Submitted by: igotworms22
Hey %n, Don't you hate when you are going number 2 and the water splashes up on your butt? well thats whats happening to me at the moment....Splash!
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3.2/5 (164 votes)

Submitted by: sneakychc1
This is meI went to peeWEEE!
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1.6/5 (134 votes)

Submitted by: SwtLiLPiNaY
You know the saying "A load off my back"....well..I'm about to take a load off my ass.
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3.4/5 (132 votes)

Submitted by: WhoMe5384
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W U X Y Z.......what letter is missing....if you guessed P you are right... b/c it is running down my leg....brb
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3.1/5 (120 votes)

Submitted by: braceface259

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