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Message: 10 things I hate about you.. 1.I hate it when your mad at me. 2.I hate the way you look at me. 3.I hate the way you care for me. 4.I hate the way you love me. 5.I hate the way hold me. 6.I hate the way you laugh with me. 7.I hate the way you talk to me. 8.I hate the way you say forever. 9.I hate the way you stay with me. 10.But most of all I hate it wishing you were there.
Submitted By: Mini One13

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Experts advise you to drink 64 ounces of water adn eat 3 square meals or 5-6 small meals a day. Unfortunately, there are some side effects to each of these. I am expiriencing one right now. BRB if I am expiriencing the side effect of water. BBL if I am expiriencing the side effect to food.
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3.1/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: AlexTheBeautiful
Nature's on the phone! Be back in a sec..maybe more..
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2.5/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: Sassy40488
Brb, I gotta drop trou and squeze out a Cleavland steamer.
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2.6/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: Jooby_2002
1,2,3,4 I'm going potty, so shut the door!!
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2.5/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: flagdancer669
Yo, emptying myself. I'll be back, much lighter.
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2.5/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: Toots
Wheres the bathroom? Third bush after the rock...let me give you a guess I am in the bathroom...brb
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2.6/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: crossroads
I'm not here right because I'm dropin' a load leave me a message.
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2.4/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: x6sexybabygurl9x
If I'm not back in 10 minutes, you better go in the bathroom and yell for me. Who knows, I coulda got flushed down there and wind up in your toilet.
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2.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: Tommy DeSalle
Can't you SEE, that i have to PEE?!?!?!
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2.6/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: AnGeLzBaCk143
In the shower gettin squeaky clean!
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2.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: TraderX79
I was here, but now I'm gone. Because I went to use the john!!
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2.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: ThE JeStEr 39
I'm using the bathroom...well, actually I fell in, but what can you do about a toliet the size of a bath tub oh never mind it IS a bath tub! BRB
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2.6/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: No1

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