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Category: ChuckNorris
Message: One time in an airport a guy accidentally called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris". He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politely signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself.
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Experts advise you to drink 64 ounces of water adn eat 3 square meals or 5-6 small meals a day. Unfortunately, there are some side effects to each of these. I am expiriencing one right now. BRB if I am expiriencing the side effect of water. BBL if I am expiriencing the side effect to food.
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3.1/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: AlexTheBeautiful
Nature's on the phone! Be back in a sec..maybe more..
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2.5/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: Sassy40488
Brb, I gotta drop trou and squeze out a Cleavland steamer.
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2.6/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: Jooby_2002
1,2,3,4 I'm going potty, so shut the door!!
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2.5/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: flagdancer669
Yo, emptying myself. I'll be back, much lighter.
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2.5/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: Toots
Wheres the bathroom? Third bush after the rock...let me give you a guess I am in the bathroom...brb
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2.6/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: crossroads
I'm not here right because I'm dropin' a load leave me a message.
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2.4/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: x6sexybabygurl9x
If I'm not back in 10 minutes, you better go in the bathroom and yell for me. Who knows, I coulda got flushed down there and wind up in your toilet.
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2.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: Tommy DeSalle
Can't you SEE, that i have to PEE?!?!?!
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2.6/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: AnGeLzBaCk143
In the shower gettin squeaky clean!
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2.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: TraderX79
I was here, but now I'm gone. Because I went to use the john!!
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2.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: ThE JeStEr 39
I'm using the bathroom...well, actually I fell in, but what can you do about a toliet the size of a bath tub oh never mind it IS a bath tub! BRB
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2.6/5 (18 votes)

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