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Category: Finals
Message: A professor was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrows final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family members death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the prof glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write".
Submitted By: shortofdestiny

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Anchors Away!
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2.4/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: Z
This is meI went to peeWEEE!
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1.6/5 (134 votes)

Submitted by: SwtLiLPiNaY
pee (pe), v., peed, peeing, n. Slang. - v.i. 1. to urinate. -n. 2. urine. 3. the act of urinating. [ euphemism for piss] 4. the... You get the idea.
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2.7/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: volleybabe
SOMEONE BROKE THE TOILET! Running to 7/11
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3.2/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: Lisa
I'm in the tub with my lil rubber ducky!
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2.3/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: blazzenhottie69
One turd, two turd, red turd, blue turd!!!! (To Cat in the Hat)
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3.0/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: Lim
Gone pissin'
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2.5/5 (31 votes)

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I'm on the crapper. Deal with it.
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2.0/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: RahgorbMan
I'm at the Log Dropping Ceremonies.
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3.1/5 (35 votes)

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I am not here and I have gone to a better place... yep... I'm on the toilet!!
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3.2/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: Qtpie134863
In the shower gettin squeaky clean!
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2.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: TraderX79
I'm inspecting my log at the moment
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2.5/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: beef

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