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If your wondering where the P is it will be running down my leg if I don't get to the bathroom soon.
BRB
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4.1/5 (100 votes)
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Submitted by: hiphoppy |
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Experts advise you to drink 64 ounces of water adn eat 3 square meals or 5-6 small meals a day. Unfortunately, there are some side effects to each of these. I am expiriencing one right now. BRB if I am expiriencing the side effect of water. BBL if I am expiriencing the side effect to food.
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3.1/5 (16 votes)
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Submitted by: AlexTheBeautiful |
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Giving the toilet some chocolate frosting and maybe a yellow drink!! be back when I can!!!
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3.2/5 (65 votes)
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Submitted by: Lissa123 |
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I am currently jousting with sir port-a-john... be back later.
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3.3/5 (47 votes)
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Submitted by: yo momma |
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Here I sit so brokenly hearted
I tried to s*** but only farted
I stepped outside to take a chance
I tried to fart and s*** my pants!!
...well thats basically whats happening to me right now, so brb.
- Currently 4.01/5
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4.0/5 (334 votes)
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Submitted by: Greenday ROX! |
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Unlike my cell phone, nature doesn't have call waiting! I'll brb.
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3.7/5 (106 votes)
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Submitted by: sethos |
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Holy sh** I've got to .... well sh** ...
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2.7/5 (23 votes)
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Submitted by: Z |
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Launching a rocketship is like taking a crap, the rocket flies into space, then gets sucked in by a black hole.
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3.3/5 (41 votes)
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Submitted by: walawala37 |
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Day by day...week by week....right now I gotta go take a leak
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3.5/5 (39 votes)
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O0o0o who lives in a pineapple under the sea?........Spongebob SquarepantsWho left their computer because they had to pee? ...........(your name)
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4.0/5 (2111 votes)
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Submitted by: joshlover |
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"Hey! You aren't cool, unless you pee your pants!" ~Billy Madison
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3.3/5 (110 votes)
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Submitted by: MiniDonkey04 |
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HELP! I am trapped in the toilet,I fell in and can't get out!..HELLO.....HELLO......AHHHHHH I think someone is coming.
- Currently 2.94/5
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2.9/5 (71 votes)
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Submitted by: cutie_cat237 |
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