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Category: Winter
Message: Every time it's winter, you hold me tighter to keep me warm, and when we hold hands, they seem softer, and whenever we drink hot chocolate with whip cream...hey you have some whip cream right there:-*
Submitted By: o0BabyPinkie0o

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This is meI went to peeWEEE!
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1.6/5 (134 votes)

Submitted by: SwtLiLPiNaY
Watching the fan go round and round and round and round and round and round and......uto I gotta hurl.
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1.7/5 (112 votes)

Submitted by: jparingo
Well, I will be right back I am gonna go pay the water bill really quick like!
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1.8/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: robbietherobster
I'm in the Shower ...stop THINKIN of me Nakie...imma Go put something on....Awwwwww Stop laughing at what I'm wearing.
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1.8/5 (93 votes)

Submitted by: SuNNysaM
*T*I*N*K*L*E *T*I*N*K*L*E In the toilet .... :)... :0 HEY GIVE ME SOME PRIVACY!!!
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1.8/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: PooderBearLuvsKimG
Monkey CMonkey DewWell I don't CBut I go Dew
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1.8/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: WhoMe5384
Man I need to lose weight I am ssssoooo fat that I weigh 556 pounds and I am 16 and a female .Isnít that sad but I know you want me donít worry I am going to the bathroom and will weight 95 pounds when I done!
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1.8/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: jellybelly46307
My dad says he needs me in the bathroom to take care of some plumbing issues??whatever that means?
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1.9/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: American Dancerx
Doing paper work..
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1.9/5 (34 votes)

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Everyone sh*ts. So yup, you guessed it. I'm taking a dump :-)
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1.9/5 (26 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Umm.. hello.. can somebody please help me.. HELLO!! I'm stuck in the toilet.. PLEASE, somebody.. Um.. okay I think someone is coming!!! HELPPPP!!!
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1.9/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: SmSBOO128
HELP! I'm trapped in the toilet, I fell in. Can you please help me... Hello... Hello.. Uh-oh I think someone is coming.
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2.0/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: dubbrunette009

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