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Category: Romance
Message: One night a guy & a girl were
driving home from the movies. The
boy sensed there was
something wrong because of the painful
silence they shared between them
that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over
because she wanted to talk. She told him that her
feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
that very same street. He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.
Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she
pulled it out & read it.
"Without your love, I would die."
Submitted By: brberto101

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I went to potty land and won't be back for another 10 hours, I hope we can talk later.
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2.6/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: sirfurchik89
The notorious turtle head is a pokin'. Oh wait there he went.
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2.5/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: J
I'm inspecting my log at the moment
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2.5/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: beef
Gone pissin'
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2.5/5 (31 votes)

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Nature's on the phone! Be back in a sec..maybe more..
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2.5/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: Sassy40488
I'm making a deposit to the water bank! get it?
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2.5/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: lauralarenlexbrit
Boo!! I scared you I think you pooped your pants!!
Now you can wait in line while I poop.
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2.5/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: peace
Takin' a Sh*t be back in an hour!
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2.5/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: UvulaJoe87
1,2,3,4 I'm going potty, so shut the door!!
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2.5/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: flagdancer669
Yo, emptying myself. I'll be back, much lighter.
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2.5/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: Toots
I've gone to the most refreshing place in the world...Yup that'd be the bathroom ;-)
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2.5/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: Sum1wholvsu69
Hfgewhfgsfbnyuk6jr yrnyth jb4th 6t3r tr3gf5r r3vgrftttttttr 43t 56j435gy34b 435gv4y3tg5y43 utyueruthevgtu54yyytrtrrim pooping so my typing is a little off
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2.5/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: pooper

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