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Message: HELP ME!!!!! I'M BEING CHASED BY A KILLER AFLAC DUCK. QUACK. HELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP
Submitted By: tomyboy2us

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Um.. My stomach hurts so I'm freeing the slaves.. leave one ;)
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2.8/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: J-TownSoccerTeam
Ever see that movie where the alien breaks through that guys chest? Well that just happened to me...but in my pants
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2.7/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
Sorry... Nature is calling and she's pretty long winded...
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2.7/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: BigMikeT629
I'm feeding the bathroom with Chocolate and Mellow Yellow.
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2.7/5 (27 votes)

Submitted by: Bplaynbball22
If I'm not back in 10 minutes, you better go in the bathroom and yell for me. Who knows, I coulda got flushed down there and wind up in your toilet.
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2.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: Tommy DeSalle
pee (pe), v., peed, peeing, n. Slang. - v.i. 1. to urinate. -n. 2. urine. 3. the act of urinating. [ euphemism for piss] 4. the... You get the idea.
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2.7/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: volleybabe
In the shower gettin squeaky clean!
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2.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: TraderX79
I was here, but now I'm gone. Because I went to use the john!!
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2.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: ThE JeStEr 39
Youngen Me had a farm, E-I-e-i-o. And on his farm there was a toilet e-i-e-i-o, with a flush-flush here, and a flush-flush there, here a flush there a flush, evrywhere a flush-flush, Youngen Me had to pee! he will b-r-b! (sing to the music of OldMcDonaldHad A farm)
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2.7/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: MandaK234
My constipation medicine has now worn out. Let me sit on the pot for an hour. Be back when I'm not constipated!!!
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2.7/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: cRaZycHiC 01 02
Sorry, I am gone dropping off some friends at the lake!
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2.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: chickenhead
Holy sh** I've got to .... well sh** ...
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2.7/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: Z

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