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Category: Annoying
Message: I know something you don't know. Would you like to know? I could tell you if you want. You do wanna know, right? Are you sure? Because once I tell you, there's no turning back ya know... you're going to be enlightened and there's going to be no way around it. You really wanna know though? Alright... Since you're so anxious to find out I'll tell you...Here it is: I'm not here right now. I'll brb.
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I'm taking advantage of indoor pluming! I'll be right back!
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3.1/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: TPerry814
I'm using the bathroom so leave me alone, if it's an emergency call me on the phone, if it's not just stay right there, hey quit looking it's rude to stare.
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3.1/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: hmann028
Ring around the toilet, set your butt upon it, here it comes, here it comes, now it all goes down!!:-D
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3.1/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: *Beth*
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W U X Y Z.......what letter is missing....if you guessed P you are right... b/c it is running down my leg....brb
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3.1/5 (120 votes)

Submitted by: braceface259
Trying to lose 5 pounds the easy .....I am taking crap be back in a bit!!!
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3.1/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: NBA2687
Experts advise you to drink 64 ounces of water adn eat 3 square meals or 5-6 small meals a day. Unfortunately, there are some side effects to each of these. I am expiriencing one right now. BRB if I am expiriencing the side effect of water. BBL if I am expiriencing the side effect to food.
  • Currently 3.06/5
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3.1/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: AlexTheBeautiful
Making waves in the toilet.
  • Currently 3.03/5
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3.0/5 (93 votes)

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I've got a booty call...from the toilet, if you know what I mean.
  • Currently 3.02/5
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3.0/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: BasketBallJoneX
I'm taking a pitstop to the bathroom be back later.. maybe soon maybe a little bit later.. it depends on what I had for dinner.. I dont really remember so... I'll be back when i'm done..
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3.0/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: i dont know my name
1,2,3, I'm Going Pee So DON'T FRICKING DISTURB ME!!!
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3.0/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: Jordan Hanson
Niagra Falls is calling my name!!!
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3.0/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: Christina
One turd, two turd, red turd, blue turd!!!! (To Cat in the Hat)
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3.0/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: Lim

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