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Message: You know what time of the year it is! It's time to party so get your groove on!!!
Submitted By: megan

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My stocks of quilted bathroom tissue are depleated. Come let us journey to the warehouse retailer.
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3.2/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: redraidersfan0587
I am not here and I have gone to a better place... yep... I'm on the toilet!!
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3.2/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: Qtpie134863
Hey %n, Don't you hate when you are going number 2 and the water splashes up on your butt? well thats whats happening to me at the moment....Splash!
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3.2/5 (164 votes)

Submitted by: sneakychc1
SOMEONE BROKE THE TOILET! Running to 7/11
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3.2/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: Lisa
Hey, I went to go potty, lol, but if you're one fine lookin' hottie, you stay here.
  • Currently 3.24/5
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3.2/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: pinkpanther3434
I'll give you one guess about what I'm doing. It involves a #1 and or #2.
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3.2/5 (51 votes)

Submitted by: Tigerlillies85
Making Apple Juice the human way :-P.
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3.2/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: aznbaddass
Giving the toilet some chocolate frosting and maybe a yellow drink!! be back when I can!!!
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3.2/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: Lissa123
When your eyes start to water, I think that your bladder is trying to tell you something.
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3.1/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: Chatterbox
I'm at the Log Dropping Ceremonies.
  • Currently 3.11/5
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3.1/5 (35 votes)

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You know the saying, "make like a plane and jet"?...well I have to make like a dumptruck and....uh....well...you know.
  • Currently 3.14/5
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3.1/5 (29 votes)

Submitted by: BasketBallJonezX
I'm puttin' the brown ball through the hoop.
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3.1/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: ads2xtreme

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