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Category: Poem
Message: Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life worthwhile so when you are lonely remember it's true somebody somewhere is thinking of you.
Submitted By: ellabellian5

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Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go right now Gotta go Gotta Go......LOOKOUT SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!
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3.4/5 (116 votes)

Submitted by: iLuVvFrOgS
You know the saying "A load off my back"....well..I'm about to take a load off my ass.
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3.4/5 (132 votes)

Submitted by: WhoMe5384
Nature is calling....and I'm answering!!
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3.3/5 (112 votes)

Submitted by: californiakid819
Diarrhea, diarrhea.... When you're walking in the hall and you feel something fall, diarrhea! diarrhea! When your standing on a ladder and you feel something splatter, diarrhea! Diarrhea!
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3.3/5 (174 votes)

Submitted by: igotworms22
Plop plop fiz fiz oh what a relief it is.
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3.3/5 (92 votes)

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Since I sprinkle when I tinkle, I am being neat and wiping the seat.
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3.3/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: anonymous
"Hey! You aren't cool, unless you pee your pants!" ~Billy Madison
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3.3/5 (110 votes)

Submitted by: MiniDonkey04
I am sorry I am not here right now but I got tired of the prairie dog poking his head in and out. Until further notice the prairie dog is still stuck.
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3.3/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: simeron585
Hey a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do. and right now this girls gotta do-do...
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3.3/5 (86 votes)

Submitted by: babygrl88719
I think i'm going to need a plunger!!!
Can I borrow yours?
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3.3/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: Lim
Launching a rocketship is like taking a crap, the rocket flies into space, then gets sucked in by a black hole.
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3.3/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: walawala37
I am currently jousting with sir port-a-john... be back later.
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3.3/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: yo momma

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