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Message: I started out as a freshman
I Didn’t Think Life Could Get Better,
Then It All Seemed To Fall Together.
But Things Soon Changed….
Your Attitude…
Your Feelings…
Your Kisses…
Then The Lies Started,
Then You Think That Im The One Who’s Cheating.
I Never Understood What Went Wrong
I Didn’t Think It Would Still Hurt This Long…
All The Things You Said To Me,
And All Of The Promises You Promised Me
Loving Is Living,
And You Just Have To Be Giving.
You Were Charming At First,
Then Started The Names And The Jokes.
By Not Just You But Your Father As Well
To Lose What I Lost To You Was Not Worth It
But Losing You Now Was Well Worth It,
But I Know Who You Really Are Now.
Just A Coward Who Thinks Hes A Real Man
I Gave You All I Had To Give
I Tried Everything To Make It Last
So Try And Look Me In The Eye
And Tell Me She’s Really The One
Just Like You Told Me So Many Times
Just Tell Her To Not Except To Be Called Beautiful,
Or Treated Right Or That Your Their When Your Not
But When Your Brother Fucked Up Or You Had A Bad Day At Work
I Was Always Their For You When You Needed Me The Most
I Broke Up With You,
And You Still Tore My Heart In Two,
I Never Thought You’d Hurt Me So Much,
Tell I Saw The Both Of You
Submitted By: cheerchik4eva68

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Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go right now Gotta go Gotta Go......LOOKOUT SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!
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3.4/5 (116 votes)

Submitted by: iLuVvFrOgS
You know the saying "A load off my back"....well..I'm about to take a load off my ass.
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3.4/5 (132 votes)

Submitted by: WhoMe5384
Nature is calling....and I'm answering!!
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3.3/5 (112 votes)

Submitted by: californiakid819
Diarrhea, diarrhea.... When you're walking in the hall and you feel something fall, diarrhea! diarrhea! When your standing on a ladder and you feel something splatter, diarrhea! Diarrhea!
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3.3/5 (174 votes)

Submitted by: igotworms22
Plop plop fiz fiz oh what a relief it is.
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3.3/5 (92 votes)

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Since I sprinkle when I tinkle, I am being neat and wiping the seat.
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3.3/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: anonymous
"Hey! You aren't cool, unless you pee your pants!" ~Billy Madison
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3.3/5 (110 votes)

Submitted by: MiniDonkey04
I am sorry I am not here right now but I got tired of the prairie dog poking his head in and out. Until further notice the prairie dog is still stuck.
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3.3/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: simeron585
Hey a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do. and right now this girls gotta do-do...
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3.3/5 (86 votes)

Submitted by: babygrl88719
I think i'm going to need a plunger!!!
Can I borrow yours?
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3.3/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: Lim
Launching a rocketship is like taking a crap, the rocket flies into space, then gets sucked in by a black hole.
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3.3/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: walawala37
I am currently jousting with sir port-a-john... be back later.
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3.3/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: yo momma

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