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Category: Funny
Message: 10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9.They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.
Submitted By: DuckyHockey02

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It's my potty and I'll pee if I want to!!!
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Sh*t happens... aparently It's happening right now.
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Submitted by: 1seemorebutts
If your happy and you know it crap your pants.....oops I meant clap your hands!
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Submitted by: cwg53grimm
Making My Bladder Gladder :o)
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Submitted by: Dreamnofu1022
ABCDEFG All my turds are chasin me.One is small,one is fat,one got eaten by my cat.ABCDEFG A ll my turds are chasin me.
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Submitted by: godessgurl505
Day by day...week by week....right now I gotta go take a leak
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3.5/5 (39 votes)

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Feeding the toilet some chocolate...
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Dropin' the kids off at the pool if you get what I'm sayin...
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3.4/5 (241 votes)

Submitted by: Crystallicious
Be back in a flush...I mean flash!
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3.4/5 (217 votes)

Submitted by: cantstopthisgirl
I am scratching in the litterbox at the moment.
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3.4/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: jdawgsport76
Drop me a message while I drop something in the toilet.
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