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Category: Romance
Message: I am here and you are there
Only the ground separates us
But as each day goes by
We see the same sun rise and fall
And I know that you will always be there

Submitted By: qt

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Bathroom Away Messages

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I'm not here but check the bathroom, that's where I found %n last time!
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2.5/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: Erinb8814
Anchors Away!
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2.4/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Im in the crapper!!! bbl
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2.4/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: NellyzJellyBelli
I'm not here right because I'm dropin' a load leave me a message.
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2.4/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: x6sexybabygurl9x
I am on the potty, but don't you leave if you're a HOTTIE!
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2.4/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: shortypie678
Hey I'm takin a BrB (Bath Room Break)! So sit tight and I'll be right back!
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2.4/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: Me
I gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now, I gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!(use the bathroom)
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2.4/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: ChiChiChiChiaLia
I have to go to the bathroom... my back teeth are swimming!
  • Currently 2.27/5
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2.3/5 (22 votes)

Submitted by: Madyo1990
Omg I had way way too much coke and well, you can just guess the rest...
  • Currently 2.26/5
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2.3/5 (19 votes)

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I'm in the tub with my lil rubber ducky!
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2.3/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: blazzenhottie69
If you are reading this then that means I have gone to a better place... yep I am on the toilet.
  • Currently 2.24/5
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2.2/5 (25 votes)

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If u once thought something warm down ur leg was nothing.....and u couldnt figure out wut the hell it was....and .....wait a sec its happening to me right now...brb
  • Currently 2.23/5
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2.2/5 (22 votes)

Submitted by: i am the pee pee mann!!

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