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I'm on the toilet, pretending to be a fighter pilot dropping bombs into the ocean.
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Submitted by: RZKB26 |
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Happiness is like peeing your pants.Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
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4.1/5 (1013 votes)
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Submitted by: fLaMiNgPixiE4 |
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ
If your wondering where the P is it will be running down my leg if I don't get to the bathroom soon.
BRB
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4.1/5 (100 votes)
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Submitted by: hiphoppy |
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O0o0o who lives in a pineapple under the sea?........Spongebob SquarepantsWho left their computer because they had to pee? ...........(your name)
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4.0/5 (2111 votes)
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Submitted by: joshlover |
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My butt and the toilet are having a serious conversation
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4.0/5 (764 votes)
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Submitted by: caitlin |
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Here I sit so brokenly hearted
I tried to s*** but only farted
I stepped outside to take a chance
I tried to fart and s*** my pants!!
...well thats basically whats happening to me right now, so brb.
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4.0/5 (334 votes)
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Submitted by: Greenday ROX! |
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Doctors say that it is good for us to drink 8-10 glasses of water a day. Unfortunately it has its consequences. brb
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3.9/5 (730 votes)
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Submitted by: Madyo1990 |
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Dont you hate it when you flush...and that 1 lil pebble of crap comes back up!...WHAT DOES THAT LIL PEBBLE CRAP WANT?
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3.8/5 (1142 votes)
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Submitted by: seattledon19 |
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Arty Farty had a party,all the farts were there.Tootie Frutty dropped a beauty and they all went out for air!!
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3.8/5 (601 votes)
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Submitted by: goddessgurl505 |
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The average person goes to the bathroom 6 times per day. This is one of those times.
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3.7/5 (74 votes)
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Oompa looma doobiti doo... Here'z another riddle for u... What do you get when you bother me? This message saying I had to go pee.
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3.7/5 (677 votes)
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Submitted by: boobiez8569 |
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Unlike my cell phone, nature doesn't have call waiting! I'll brb.
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3.7/5 (106 votes)
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Submitted by: sethos |
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