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Category: Telephone
Message: "then the phone rings, I hear you, and the darkness is a clear view" ~Ashlee Simpson The phone just went a ringin, so I guess ill answer it and see who it is. brb
Submitted By: taryn

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I'm off getting tortured, beaten up, pinched, annoyed, whined at, frustrated, and I feel like I'm about to blow. oh, in other words, I'm baby-sitting.
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3.7/5 (598 votes)

Submitted by: motormouth258
Sitting on the baby...uh, I mean babysitting
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3.6/5 (464 votes)

Submitted by: lol
B is for Barely surviving. A is for Always Annoying. B is for Boring late shows. Y is for Yearning for home. S is for Shut up being yelled at kids. I is for Isolating. T is for Time to go home. T is for Tiring. I is for Ignoring the kids. N is for Never fun. G is for GETTING CASH!!!! LOL!!! TTYL!!!
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3.6/5 (463 votes)

Submitted by: QT 133
"No! Put that down! Omg, *crash*, no, that was $100! Not on the couch! No, that's a white couch! No!" In case you can't tell, I'm babysitting.
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3.6/5 (390 votes)

Submitted by: SadLiLGnoMe156
Babysitting! I'll be back when I finish tying the kids to a chair!! TTYL!!
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3.6/5 (372 votes)

Submitted by: Ashtonluvr99
Annoying babies grow into annoying kids, I'm off watching this process.
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3.6/5 (305 votes)

Submitted by: CharlottEBoi55
Right now I'm at the neighbors eating they're food and watchin TV or in other words... I'm babysitting!
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3.6/5 (287 votes)

Submitted by: hotforyou82
Hi I am sorry but I am babysitting little brats at the momment(ugh) but maybe I will invite you to the party I will be holding at their house once they fall asleep.
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3.3/5 (184 votes)

Submitted by: Dancechic
Heres the scoop, im not here right now because I'm cleaning up poop! The babies are crying and the tots are screaming when the parents see this they'll be STEAMING! Im sposed to be working not talking to you so I'm not here and I'm cleaning up poo!
  • Currently 3.12/5
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3.1/5 (177 votes)

Submitted by: partygal500345
Babysitting 101:First step-Get pillow, Second step-place child on pillow, Third Step-place pillow over child, Fourth step-find good book to read, Step Five-sit on child and read book
Thanks for attending my babysitting class. I am now excersising my ways of teaching by practicing the following steps!
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2.0/5 (147 votes)

Submitted by: EINRE2005
I,m not here right now because I am wacking, I mean....putting my little brother to bed..when no one is home..just him and me..hehehe
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3.2/5 (128 votes)

Submitted by: ~* *~
Top things not to do while babysitting:
Don't invite your boyfriend over and makeout with him, when the kids aren't sleeping and they tell there mom and dad everything, and when the parents did say when they would be home because they could walk in on you.
Don't use the phone for hours just in case the parents walk in on you or they are trying to call to say they are going to be late or to tell you that you can go home for some odd reason.
Wow I never relized I could go on and on.. but prolly because im sitting here online while I should be watching the kids... o yeah thats prolly another reason.
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2.9/5 (126 votes)

Submitted by: someoneudontknow

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