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Message: Attention! Attention %n ! This is a National alert. Food was spilled from the cat bowl. We've sent out clean up teams to correct this mess. Hopefully we can do something about it. Before it's too late!
Submitted By: LunarLady799

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Babysitting! I'll be back when I finish tying the kids to a chair!! TTYL!!
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3.6/5 (372 votes)

Submitted by: Ashtonluvr99
Cleaning up baby throw up. I shouldn't have put that beer in her bottle! oops!
~BRB~
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2.7/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: hot82qt99boot
I'm sitting on a baby...uh oh, it looks flat now...
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2.5/5 (86 votes)

Submitted by: badmitten96
Sitting on the baby...uh, I mean babysitting
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3.6/5 (464 votes)

Submitted by: lol
Hurting...I mean watching the brats from next door...itís a dirty job but someone has gotta do it.
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3.1/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: LaurenM.
I'm in Hell- SAVE ME!!! BBL when I'm done babysitting!
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2.7/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: QT 133
Annoying babies grow into annoying kids, I'm off watching this process.
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3.6/5 (305 votes)

Submitted by: CharlottEBoi55
Ever have to babysit an annoying little kid who can't take hint and won't leave you alone...I'm dealing with that right now. Can't talk right now because I'm teaching %n the meaning of the word BABY-SITTING.
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3.1/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: ILUVORLANDOBLOOM!!!
It sucks listening to little whiners, but at least I get payed...
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2.6/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: badmitten96
"No! Put that down! Omg, *crash*, no, that was $100! Not on the couch! No, that's a white couch! No!" In case you can't tell, I'm babysitting.
  • Currently 3.58/5
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3.6/5 (390 votes)

Submitted by: SadLiLGnoMe156
I'm off getting tortured, beaten up, pinched, annoyed, whined at, frustrated, and I feel like I'm about to blow. oh, in other words, I'm baby-sitting.
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3.7/5 (599 votes)

Submitted by: motormouth258
Im a bad babysiter I got my bf in the shower so I got to put the child to bed and then you will know what I am doing in the shower.
  • Currently 2.56/5
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2.6/5 (114 votes)

Submitted by: saw

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