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Babysitting 101:First step-Get pillow, Second step-place child on pillow, Third Step-place pillow over child, Fourth step-find good book to read, Step Five-sit on child and read book
Thanks for attending my babysitting class. I am now excersising my ways of teaching by practicing the following steps!
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Submitted by: EINRE2005 |
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I'm sitting on a baby...uh oh, it looks flat now...
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Submitted by: badmitten96 |
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It sucks listening to little whiners, but at least I get payed...
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Submitted by: badmitten96 |
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Im a bad babysiter I got my bf in the shower so I got to put the child to bed and then you will know what I am doing in the shower.
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Submitted by: saw |
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Cleaning up baby throw up. I shouldn't have put that beer in her bottle! oops!
~BRB~
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Submitted by: hot82qt99boot |
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I'm baby sitting twerps right now so you can give me a ringer. You may not be to happy about what I say to you so if you have young people around I would go and buy some ear plugs!!!!!
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Submitted by: wouldnt u like to know~ |
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I'm in Hell- SAVE ME!!! BBL when I'm done babysitting!
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Submitted by: QT 133 |
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*Screams as the baby threatens me for milk*
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Submitted by: MichaelaLai |
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Top things not to do while babysitting:
Don't invite your boyfriend over and makeout with him, when the kids aren't sleeping and they tell there mom and dad everything, and when the parents did say when they would be home because they could walk in on you.
Don't use the phone for hours just in case the parents walk in on you or they are trying to call to say they are going to be late or to tell you that you can go home for some odd reason.
Wow I never relized I could go on and on.. but prolly because im sitting here online while I should be watching the kids... o yeah thats prolly another reason.
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Submitted by: someoneudontknow |
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Toddlers are the hardest of all to babysit! Right now I'm playing horsey (please dont tell anyone!) don't call me because I wont have enough time to answer.
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Submitted by: ?? |
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Hey cant talk, I got to little brats on my hand, called my brother and sister! I CANT BELIEVE IM NOT GETTING PAID for THIS!
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Submitted by: Cutisedevil66 |
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Heres the scoop, im not here right now because I'm cleaning up poop! The babies are crying and the tots are screaming when the parents see this they'll be STEAMING! Im sposed to be working not talking to you so I'm not here and I'm cleaning up poo!
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Submitted by: partygal500345 |
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