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Category: Funny
Message: Checking away messages. It's like stalking, but no one knows you are doing it. I even have people's names on my buddy list that I don't know, but I hear they have really good away messages. Some people really put their all into away messages. There are the people who document their every move: "I am taking a shower, but when I get out, I am going to pee, shave, and then iron my pants. Call me if you need me before I go to the mall at 2pm." Then there's the creative one: "I am away from my computer right now." And of course there's that one from the really cool guy: "Yo its friday night, I am drunk, and not sittin up lookin at away messages" Funny how that guy never seems to go idle.
Submitted By: Kara

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I'm living the single most horrifying night of my life, little demons are going to torment me with constant howling, and screaming, they will throw strange hanffulls of unknown goop at me and the $600 white sofa. This may also be called 'babysitting'
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3.1/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: SadLiLGnoMe156
Ever have to babysit an annoying little kid who can't take hint and won't leave you alone...I'm dealing with that right now. Can't talk right now because I'm teaching %n the meaning of the word BABY-SITTING.
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3.1/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: ILUVORLANDOBLOOM!!!
Hurting...I mean watching the brats from next door...it’s a dirty job but someone has gotta do it.
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3.1/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: LaurenM.
Hey cant talk, I got to little brats on my hand, called my brother and sister! I CANT BELIEVE IM NOT GETTING PAID for THIS!
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3.0/5 (117 votes)

Submitted by: Cutisedevil66
Top things not to do while babysitting:
Don't invite your boyfriend over and makeout with him, when the kids aren't sleeping and they tell there mom and dad everything, and when the parents did say when they would be home because they could walk in on you.
Don't use the phone for hours just in case the parents walk in on you or they are trying to call to say they are going to be late or to tell you that you can go home for some odd reason.
Wow I never relized I could go on and on.. but prolly because im sitting here online while I should be watching the kids... o yeah thats prolly another reason.
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2.9/5 (126 votes)

Submitted by: someoneudontknow
Toddlers are the hardest of all to babysit! Right now I'm playing horsey (please dont tell anyone!) don't call me because I wont have enough time to answer.
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2.9/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: ??
*Screams as the baby threatens me for milk*
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2.8/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: MichaelaLai
Cleaning up baby throw up. I shouldn't have put that beer in her bottle! oops!
~BRB~
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2.7/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: hot82qt99boot
I'm baby sitting twerps right now so you can give me a ringer. You may not be to happy about what I say to you so if you have young people around I would go and buy some ear plugs!!!!!
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2.7/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: wouldnt u like to know~
I'm in Hell- SAVE ME!!! BBL when I'm done babysitting!
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2.7/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: QT 133
It sucks listening to little whiners, but at least I get payed...
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2.6/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: badmitten96
Im a bad babysiter I got my bf in the shower so I got to put the child to bed and then you will know what I am doing in the shower.
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2.6/5 (114 votes)

Submitted by: saw



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