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Category: Valentines
Message: I am Away trying to think of a reason to escape from my Valentine....
Happy Valentine's Day!!
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Submitted by: hottangel12
Hey (Your Name) is unable to come to the computer right now so leave your name, your phone number, your best friend's phone number, your credit card pin number, a hott guy's name and number, and a 4-7 page essay on why I should get back to you first. !!!!THANKS!!!!
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Submitted by: Mollerz
Let's talk about rights and lefts...you're right, I left.
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Submitted by: AzN Sh0rTnEsS
It's amazing how away messages become a part of our lives. I'm sure that you saw that little yellow note by my name and decided to read it, expecting to find out just where I am and exactly what I'm doing. But do you REALLY care? Probably not, because how often do you bother to leave me messages when I'm away? So basically, just be satisfied knowing that I'm not anywhere near my computer right now.
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3.8/5 (1516 votes)

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I'm temporarily distracted by a shiny object
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3.9/5 (1243 votes)

Submitted by: skillz
I fell out of my chair. This might take a while....
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3.8/5 (976 votes)

Submitted by: AliChicaChe
Maybe I'm not here. Maybe I am here, and I'm just waiting to see what you type when you think I'm gone. Maybe this whole away message is just a cruel mind game. Maybe not.
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3.8/5 (816 votes)

Submitted by: DozySkunk
I am not here right now, but if you yell at your monitor very loudly, I may be able to hear you, and if not, itís still good therapy...
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3.7/5 (726 votes)

Submitted by: EdAndGravy
My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...Wait I forgot, I don't have braces! Be right back when I find out why I'm stuck to the carpet.
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3.7/5 (658 votes)

Submitted by: crunchblaster
It's raining! It's pouring! You are really boring! So I am gone, but not for long! Don't have a fit! I'll be back in a bit!
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3.7/5 (652 votes)

Submitted by: bippylou
I regret to inform you that I am presently not adjacent to my personal central processing unit. I am currently pondering about the dubiousnessís of our existence. My mind is astray when questioning these inquiries so it would be to your best certainty to leave a communication. This act will most conceivably assure a response on my part. Fittingly, until I venture back to my Pentium processor I ensure that my presence will not be too yearned for. (For you idiots...Iím not here, leave a message)
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3.7/5 (610 votes)

Submitted by: TrixieBirdy14
I am currently alphabetizing my M&M's....I'll get back with you when I am done!
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3.8/5 (521 votes)

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