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Category: ChuckNorris
Message: Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Submitted By: sillyrabbit

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Like awesome! Like WOW! Like I'm not here right now!
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2.6/5 (70 votes)

Submitted by: krischickey09
Hey I'm away right now...duh!..hence the title "away message"!
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3.0/5 (34 votes)

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I'm away....DUH
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2.1/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: ME
My away message is typed here.
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2.4/5 (43 votes)

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Away, Away, Away, Today!
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1.9/5 (108 votes)

Submitted by: CucumberMelon597
Not here, not gonna be here, gone.
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2.2/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: Brooke
I'm tryin to find my way to the end of the rainbow
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3.1/5 (76 votes)

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Gone Crazy. . . back in a few minutes!!!!
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3.1/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: Sclub7luver327
I'm watchin' da grass grow...
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2.9/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: AzN Sh0rTnEsS
() ()       _[_]_   Mr. bunny and
(`:`)       (._.)   Mr. duckie say
(___)*     <)___)  Holla at ya l8ter
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2.8/5 (109 votes)

Submitted by: DaHottestChickEva
I'm away right now, searching for my mind. I was told it was lost.
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3.8/5 (339 votes)

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I'm busy planning to be spontaneous!
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3.0/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: SweetLilThang385

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