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Message: This place reeks of evil. Either that, or it's sausage... Nope, I'm pretty sure it's evil.
Submitted By: NoMeGustaRats

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I'm not here. Oh well, if I come back, maybe I'll talk to you. In the meantime, here are some things for you to think about. 1. If today is the tomorrow that we thought about yesterday, then what is the yesterday we'll think about tomorrow? 2. Which came first, hamburgers or french fries? 3. What do you think I'm doing right now instead of talking to you? Ha ha. Bet I have you stumped by now.
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4.0/5 (433 votes)

Submitted by: followurhrt101
Away... Why do you care? Geeez?! Why don't you just take 3 giant steps back from my life!!! Oh, and if you want to get on the bus, please leave your name, number, email, the time, the time you WANT to get on, (and or day), and I will get back from my state of awayness as soon as possible. (and yes all the information is required)
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2.7/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: spazz
The Horns are only there to hold up the HALO!!!!!!
Leave me a message I'll get back when the Horns are gone.
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2.3/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: Jill
I am not here so leave a message. Well actually I could be here and I could just be ignoring you and you would never know. So, I guess what I'm saying is leave a message and I'll get back to you when I get back...unless I'm ignoring you......%n
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3.8/5 (202 votes)

Submitted by: Shiznit449
Im not talking to you right now, so leave me a message and I might get back to you.
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2.2/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: gangstandprepp
Im tired of typing, so I'm doin something else..leave a message after the beep..
*******BEEEP*******
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3.1/5 (47 votes)

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Talk to the hand, because the face ain't home, leave a message after the tone... BEEP!!!
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2.8/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: SnoozyDoozie
I am away so leave a sweet one.
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2.2/5 (64 votes)

Submitted by: surf
Whats the deal with long away messages? They're so stupid! I mean all you have to say is "I'm away" and we get the picture! Have you ever read one before? I'll bet it took up like 30 minutes for you to read the whole thing right %n? They're just so stupid! Oh by the way, I'm away.
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3.9/5 (250 votes)

Submitted by: OsUwArInUyAsHa52
I'm away now what are your other two wishes?
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3.3/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: spunkimonki93
I couldn't think of a good away message so I just stole this one off the internet
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3.3/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: whatdoucare
I am currently alphabetizing my M&M's....I'll get back with you when I am done!
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3.8/5 (521 votes)

Submitted by: srniwylfnogard

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