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Category: Statistics
Message: If we could shrink the earth's population to a town of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, there would be: 57 Asians 21 Europeans 14 from the Western Hemisphere 8 Africans 52 Females; 48 Males 70 Non-white; 30 Whites 70 Non Christian; 30 Christian 89 Heterosexual; 11 Homosexual 59% OF the entire world's wealth would be in the hands of only 6 people and those 6 are citizens of the US 80 would live in substandard living 70 would be unable to read 50 would suffer from malnutrition 1 would be near death 1 would be near birth 1 would have a college education 1 would own a computer So, when one considers our world from such a compressed perspective, the need for both acceptance and understanding becomes glaringly apparent.
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Hey I'm away right now...duh!..hence the title "away message"!
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knock knock; Don't you see the DO NOT DISTURB sign on the door?
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Submitted by: megan
Sorry we dont want any cookies...
   *DOOR SLAM*
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Submitted by: ckx143xak
I'm busy planning to be spontaneous!
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Submitted by: SweetLilThang385
With an xXx and a oOo this Qt has to go! So leave me a message don't hesitate. I'll BrB you just have to wait!
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Submitted by: battags4202
Be like No Doubt... Don't Speak... Cuz I'm like N`Sync... Gone!
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Submitted by: lcpatriot
I left. I don't know where I am. Do you know where I am? Do you know where you are? I found you. You're there at your computer. But I'm not. I must be over there somewhere.
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Submitted by: JamiePaige
I'm away drowning my fish...I'll be back when I'm done.
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Submitted by: Confuzzed Voices
There's a very strange human of the male species at my front door, and he won't go away. =-O Hold on while I spray him with the hose. O:-)
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Submitted by: SlickChicSara
My Father just lost his job, I found out my mother's having an affair, my cat is drooling uncontrollably, and YOU....... %n ............ wonder why I'm not here!
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Submitted by: lilhellian247
EveryOne Has An Away Message...So I Guess I Will Have One Too!
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Submitted by: iloveawildtaylor
Hey there %n dont FROWN because I'm gone!! just SMILE cuz I will come back soon just for you!!!
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