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Category: Gross
Message: Heres a lil song for yea ;)! Old Mcdonald sittin on bench picking his butt with a monkey wrench missed his butt and hit his balls peeded all over his overalls went to the creek to wash them off big fish came and bit them off went to the doctor an he said soory sir but your balls are dead. :D
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Hey I'm away right now...duh!..hence the title "away message"!
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knock knock; Don't you see the DO NOT DISTURB sign on the door?
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Submitted by: megan
Sorry we dont want any cookies...
   *DOOR SLAM*
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Submitted by: ckx143xak
I'm busy planning to be spontaneous!
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Submitted by: SweetLilThang385
With an xXx and a oOo this Qt has to go! So leave me a message don't hesitate. I'll BrB you just have to wait!
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Submitted by: battags4202
Be like No Doubt... Don't Speak... Cuz I'm like N`Sync... Gone!
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3.0/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: lcpatriot
I left. I don't know where I am. Do you know where I am? Do you know where you are? I found you. You're there at your computer. But I'm not. I must be over there somewhere.
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Submitted by: JamiePaige
I'm away drowning my fish...I'll be back when I'm done.
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Submitted by: Confuzzed Voices
There's a very strange human of the male species at my front door, and he won't go away. =-O Hold on while I spray him with the hose. O:-)
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Submitted by: SlickChicSara
My Father just lost his job, I found out my mother's having an affair, my cat is drooling uncontrollably, and YOU....... %n ............ wonder why I'm not here!
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Submitted by: lilhellian247
EveryOne Has An Away Message...So I Guess I Will Have One Too!
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Submitted by: iloveawildtaylor
Hey there %n dont FROWN because I'm gone!! just SMILE cuz I will come back soon just for you!!!
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