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Hi I'm not here right now but if you want to get your lazy but up and use the modern invention called the telephone, CALL ME!
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3.2/5 (66 votes)
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Submitted by: GC's Riot Grrl |
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I'm tryin to find my way to the end of the rainbow
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3.1/5 (76 votes)
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I'm practicing for the talent show!Not that I have any, but you know...
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3.1/5 (32 votes)
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Submitted by: skiendog |
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Gone Crazy. . . back in a few minutes!!!!
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3.1/5 (45 votes)
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Submitted by: Sclub7luver327 |
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Why do u care why I'm away?
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3.1/5 (37 votes)
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Submitted by: oddozzx |
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I'm bored, your boring, so don't leave a message.
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3.1/5 (39 votes)
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Submitted by: OneiricChicka |
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I'm knocking on heavens door.. *voice in background* Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! *me* That wasnt my fault!!! It was poor constrution..... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...
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3.1/5 (73 votes)
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Submitted by: laurabellz2006 |
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I'll brb. Really, I will...
(Note to self: Do not go back.)
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3.1/5 (57 votes)
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Submitted by: Hmmm, lemme think... |
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I'm not here.. I have a life.
hahah, ok.. that was funny. I'll bbl.
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3.1/5 (98 votes)
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Submitted by: Z |
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Im tired of typing, so I'm doin something else..leave a message after the beep..
*******BEEEP*******
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3.1/5 (47 votes)
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Drop me a line but make sure you pick it up and clean it off first
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3.0/5 (28 votes)
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Submitted by: mini |
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I am away trying to drown my fish in the dead sea right now. be back as soon as it's dead
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3.0/5 (66 votes)
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