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Message: I hate those people who will search the whole room looking for a remote but are too lazy to get up and change the channel manually. Just as Iím too lazy to get off the couch to talk to you right now.
Submitted By: Jessika

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Hi I'm not here right now but if you want to get your lazy but up and use the modern invention called the telephone, CALL ME!
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3.2/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: GC's Riot Grrl
I'm tryin to find my way to the end of the rainbow
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3.1/5 (76 votes)

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I'm practicing for the talent show!Not that I have any, but you know...
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3.1/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: skiendog
Gone Crazy. . . back in a few minutes!!!!
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3.1/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: Sclub7luver327
Why do u care why I'm away?
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3.1/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: oddozzx
I'm bored, your boring, so don't leave a message.
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3.1/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: OneiricChicka
I'm knocking on heavens door.. *voice in background* Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! *me* That wasnt my fault!!! It was poor constrution..... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...
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3.1/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: laurabellz2006
I'll brb. Really, I will...
(Note to self: Do not go back.)
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3.1/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: Hmmm, lemme think...
I'm not here.. I have a life.



hahah, ok.. that was funny. I'll bbl.
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3.1/5 (98 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Im tired of typing, so I'm doin something else..leave a message after the beep..
*******BEEEP*******
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3.1/5 (47 votes)

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Drop me a line but make sure you pick it up and clean it off first
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3.0/5 (28 votes)

Submitted by: mini
I am away trying to drown my fish in the dead sea right now. be back as soon as it's dead
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3.0/5 (66 votes)

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