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Category: BabySitting
Message: I'm living the single most horrifying night of my life, little demons are going to torment me with constant howling, and screaming, they will throw strange hanffulls of unknown goop at me and the $600 white sofa. This may also be called 'babysitting'
Submitted By: SadLiLGnoMe156

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There after me luckey charms! Got to go hide them. Be back in a few.
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3.3/5 (108 votes)

Submitted by: davej801
A message a day, keeps me away. :-D
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3.3/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: tommy
I'm away now what are your other two wishes?
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3.3/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: spunkimonki93
I couldn't think of a good away message so I just stole this one off the internet
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3.3/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: whatdoucare
Hey! Guess where I'm not...
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3.2/5 (116 votes)

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I'm away from my desk right now. I'm not too far from it though. So if you yell really loud into your monitor I might be able to hear you!...If not, I'll be right back.
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3.2/5 (102 votes)

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My fish drowned, bbl.
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3.2/5 (163 votes)

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I wanna be like Barbie, a pink car, Hot guy, tons of friends . . .Damn that b*tch got everything! I am off trying to fulfill my dream of being Barbie.
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3.2/5 (172 votes)

Submitted by: Mollerz
gone (gon), adj. 1. departed; left. 2. lost or hopeless. 3. ruined. 5. that has passed away; dead. 6. past 7. weak and... You get the idea.
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3.2/5 (88 votes)

Submitted by: volleybabe
Around, well, actually to be specific, I'm under your bed, tryin to figure out a way to get out of your house and not be caught. leave one, well, on second thought, leave one good, so when you kick my butt, I will remember you left a good message for me.
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3.2/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: MandaK234
Oh no! Dr. Takeovertheworld is trying to take over the world. I must stop him. brb
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3.2/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: blah
Give me a reason to stay and chat or i will go away now
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3.2/5 (43 votes)

Submitted by: Uchuskies88

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