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Category: Funny
Message: Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
Submitted By: MICHAE2414

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There after me luckey charms! Got to go hide them. Be back in a few.
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3.3/5 (108 votes)

Submitted by: davej801
A message a day, keeps me away. :-D
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3.3/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: tommy
I'm away now what are your other two wishes?
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3.3/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: spunkimonki93
I couldn't think of a good away message so I just stole this one off the internet
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3.3/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: whatdoucare
Hey! Guess where I'm not...
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3.2/5 (116 votes)

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I'm away from my desk right now. I'm not too far from it though. So if you yell really loud into your monitor I might be able to hear you!...If not, I'll be right back.
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3.2/5 (102 votes)

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My fish drowned, bbl.
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3.2/5 (163 votes)

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I wanna be like Barbie, a pink car, Hot guy, tons of friends . . .Damn that b*tch got everything! I am off trying to fulfill my dream of being Barbie.
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3.2/5 (172 votes)

Submitted by: Mollerz
gone (gon), adj. 1. departed; left. 2. lost or hopeless. 3. ruined. 5. that has passed away; dead. 6. past 7. weak and... You get the idea.
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3.2/5 (88 votes)

Submitted by: volleybabe
Around, well, actually to be specific, I'm under your bed, tryin to figure out a way to get out of your house and not be caught. leave one, well, on second thought, leave one good, so when you kick my butt, I will remember you left a good message for me.
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3.2/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: MandaK234
Oh no! Dr. Takeovertheworld is trying to take over the world. I must stop him. brb
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3.2/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: blah
Give me a reason to stay and chat or i will go away now
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3.2/5 (43 votes)

Submitted by: Uchuskies88

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