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Welcome to (your name)'s electronic answering service. Please hold.
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Submitted by: DozySkunk |
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As you noticed from the post-it note by my name, I'm away. So why are you reading this if you already know??
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Submitted by: Me123 |
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Stop Im'ing me or you will find yourself with a screen full of your own messages
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Submitted by: dukebball |
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I'm trying to break the world record of how many messages I can receive while being away.
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Submitted by: 2cUTe4u |
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I left. I don't know where I am. Do you know where I am? Do you know where you are? Are you lost? Did you find you? I found you. You're there at your computer. But I'm not here. So then I guess I'm over there some where.
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Submitted by: Michelle |
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Have you ever IM'd someone just to see what their away message said?
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Submitted by: Goddessgurl505 |
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I'm away. You're aware of this right?
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Well, I'm not here. Do you think you can handle it?
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Submitted by: Z |
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You don't want to know, but I bet you're wondering . . .
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Submitted by: Z |
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If I don't care where I am, why should you?
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Submitted by: ylowvtcruzer |
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I'm out, I don't know when I'll be back, but if I had to guess, I'd say about 10 minutes from %t
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Submitted by: E |
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ME not here, Me go bye, You leave Message, me Reply
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Submitted by: forgot |
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