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I am currently alphabetizing my M&M's....I'll get back with you when I am done!
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Submitted by: srniwylfnogard |
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I am not here so leave a message. Well actually I could be here and I could just be ignoring you and you would never know. So, I guess what I'm saying is leave a message and I'll get back to you when I get back...unless I'm ignoring you......%n
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3.8/5 (202 votes)
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Submitted by: Shiznit449 |
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I am not here right now, but if you yell at your monitor very loudly, I may be able to hear you, and if not, it’s still good therapy...
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3.7/5 (726 votes)
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Submitted by: EdAndGravy |
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I'm out saving the world from people like you.
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3.7/5 (119 votes)
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Submitted by: bobandhowru |
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If you actually IM me because you see a little yellow notepad next to my name...you have a problem.
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3.7/5 (419 votes)
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Submitted by: *DaNcEr* |
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I am away from my computer right now, but to all my fans who get online with the sole purpose of talking to me, I deeply apologize and regret this grueling situation for the both of us.
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3.7/5 (128 votes)
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Submitted by: xc14094 |
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It's raining! It's pouring! You are really boring! So I am gone, but not for long! Don't have a fit! I'll be back in a bit!
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Submitted by: bippylou |
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How come you only talk to me when my away message is on?
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3.7/5 (212 votes)
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Submitted by: Bubbles200176 |
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I regret to inform you that I am presently not adjacent to my personal central processing unit. I am currently pondering about the dubiousness’s of our existence. My mind is astray when questioning these inquiries so it would be to your best certainty to leave a communication. This act will most conceivably assure a response on my part. Fittingly, until I venture back to my Pentium processor I ensure that my presence will not be too yearned for. (For you idiots...I’m not here, leave a message)
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3.7/5 (610 votes)
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Submitted by: TrixieBirdy14 |
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My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...Wait I forgot, I don't have braces! Be right back when I find out why I'm stuck to the carpet.
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3.7/5 (658 votes)
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Submitted by: crunchblaster |
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If I'm Not Back In 5 Mins ... Just Wait Longer
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3.7/5 (343 votes)
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Submitted by: BlindBoardPunk |
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NOW you come online! Well its too late~
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3.7/5 (200 votes)
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Submitted by: kandigurl999 |
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