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I'm not here. Oh well, if I come back, maybe I'll talk to you. In the meantime, here are some things for you to think about. 1. If today is the tomorrow that we thought about yesterday, then what is the yesterday we'll think about tomorrow? 2. Which came first, hamburgers or french fries? 3. What do you think I'm doing right now instead of talking to you? Ha ha. Bet I have you stumped by now.
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Submitted by: followurhrt101 |
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Let's talk about rights and lefts...you're right, I left.
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Submitted by: AzN Sh0rTnEsS |
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Hey I'm doing something right now...
If you miss me press 1
If you love me press 2
If you hate...well then f**k you!
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Submitted by: hottangel12 |
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Hey (Your Name) is unable to come to the computer right now so leave your name, your phone number, your best friend's phone number, your credit card pin number, a hott guy's name and number, and a 4-7 page essay on why I should get back to you first. !!!!THANKS!!!!
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Submitted by: Mollerz |
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I'm temporarily distracted by a shiny object
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Submitted by: skillz |
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Whats the deal with long away messages? They're so stupid! I mean all you have to say is "I'm away" and we get the picture! Have you ever read one before? I'll bet it took up like 30 minutes for you to read the whole thing right %n? They're just so stupid! Oh by the way, I'm away.
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Submitted by: OsUwArInUyAsHa52 |
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It's amazing how away messages become a part of our lives. I'm sure that you saw that little yellow note by my name and decided to read it, expecting to find out just where I am and exactly what I'm doing. But do you REALLY care? Probably not, because how often do you bother to leave me messages when I'm away? So basically, just be satisfied knowing that I'm not anywhere near my computer right now.
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I'm away right now, searching for my mind. I was told it was lost.
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Maybe I'm not here. Maybe I am here, and I'm just waiting to see what you type when you think I'm gone. Maybe this whole away message is just a cruel mind game. Maybe not.
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Submitted by: DozySkunk |
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Tryin to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. I'll be back when I'm done.
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Submitted by: theanswes41 |
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I'm playing with the little yellow lines in the middle of the road. I'll be back when I'm done.
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Submitted by: Sexy drummer 666 |
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I fell out of my chair. This might take a while....
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Submitted by: AliChicaChe |
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