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Category: Finals
Message: A professor was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrows final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family members death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the prof glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write".
Submitted By: shortofdestiny

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2.7/5 (280 votes)

Submitted by: guanzy
I I am I am so I am so so I am so so sorry I am so so sorry that I am so so sorry that I i am so so sorry that I wasted I am so so sorry that I wasted your I am so so sorry that I wasted your time I am so so sorry that I wasted your time for I am so so sorry that I wasted your time for 60 seconds I am so so sorry that I wasted your time for 60 seconds. LOL
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2.9/5 (201 votes)

Submitted by: sballvballbball3
I'm not you ugly. I'm not are ugly. Im not a ugly. Im not JACKASS ugly. Now read the 3rd word in each sentence .................................... You have just wasted 45 seconds and got insulted.
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3.7/5 (432 votes)

Submitted by: DreamerY2Kevin
By the time you read this...you've aready read it!!
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2.6/5 (245 votes)

Submitted by: Jesika2437
Have you ever IMed someone just to see what their away message said?
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3.7/5 (727 votes)

Submitted by: goddessgurl505
I know an old lady who swallowed a fly... I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was an old lady who swallowed a spider... that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. their was an old lady who swallowed a bird... a bird, a bird, how obsured. she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was and old lady who swallowed a cat, well how bout that, she swallowed a cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was and old lady who swallowed a dog, she went whole hog when she swallowed that dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. their was an old lady who swallowed a cow, I dont knpow how she swallowed the cow, she swallowed the cow to catch the dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was an old lady who swallowed a horse... she died of course.
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3.4/5 (986 votes)

Submitted by: caitlin
*~~supercalafragilisticespialidoscious~lalalalaladum diddy dum dumdiddy~~*
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1.6/5 (653 votes)

Submitted by: preciousgurl1287~~~
Want to know a secret? Scroll down.... Well too bad!!!
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2.2/5 (196 votes)

Submitted by: jasreenk
This should keep you busy while I am gone!
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3.2/5 (273 votes)

Submitted by: D1sfunkshunal
Did you know by reading this message you have wasted about 5 secounds of your life?
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3.7/5 (459 votes)

Submitted by: Greenhippo213
TkHkIkSkIkSkAkWkAkYkTkOkKkEkEkPkAkDkUkMkBkAkSkSkBkUkSkY read every other letter starting with T
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3.3/5 (791 votes)

Submitted by: oellxsi
Hey, I'm away right now. Wanna know what I'm doing? Well okay. Come closer...closer...closer... NO CLOSER!!!okay here goes...NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!Ha ha haaa!! You'll never know what I'm doing! Only I do!!!
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2.7/5 (245 votes)

Submitted by: LunarLady799

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