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Message: I am in the best place on earth right now ........................... my bed ;)
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I can't talk on the computer right know so if, well, actually, I CAN talk on the computer now. I mean I'm at the computer NOW, writing this away message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're reading it LATER, except for you I guess its NOW, like, when you're reading it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.
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4.0/5 (1371 votes)

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I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves,i know a song that gets on everybodys nerves and this is how it goes! I know a song that gets on everybody nerves, everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves, i know a song that gets on everybodys nerves and this is how it goes...
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2.6/5 (222 votes)

Submitted by: Punkkc13
Hey, I'm away right now. Wanna know what I'm doing? Well okay. Come closer...closer...closer... NO CLOSER!!!okay here goes...NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!Ha ha haaa!! You'll never know what I'm doing! Only I do!!!
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2.7/5 (245 votes)

Submitted by: LunarLady799
TkHkIkSkIkSkAkWkAkYkTkOkKkEkEkPkAkDkUkMkBkAkSkSkBkUkSkY read every other letter starting with T
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3.3/5 (791 votes)

Submitted by: oellxsi
Did you know by reading this message you have wasted about 5 secounds of your life?
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3.7/5 (459 votes)

Submitted by: Greenhippo213
Want to know a secret? Scroll down.... Well too bad!!!
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2.2/5 (196 votes)

Submitted by: jasreenk
This should keep you busy while I am gone!
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3.2/5 (273 votes)

Submitted by: D1sfunkshunal
*~~supercalafragilisticespialidoscious~lalalalaladum diddy dum dumdiddy~~*
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1.6/5 (653 votes)

Submitted by: preciousgurl1287~~~
I know an old lady who swallowed a fly... I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was an old lady who swallowed a spider... that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. their was an old lady who swallowed a bird... a bird, a bird, how obsured. she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was and old lady who swallowed a cat, well how bout that, she swallowed a cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was and old lady who swallowed a dog, she went whole hog when she swallowed that dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. their was an old lady who swallowed a cow, I dont knpow how she swallowed the cow, she swallowed the cow to catch the dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was an old lady who swallowed a horse... she died of course.
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3.4/5 (987 votes)

Submitted by: caitlin
Have you ever IMed someone just to see what their away message said?
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3.7/5 (727 votes)

Submitted by: goddessgurl505
I'm not you ugly. I'm not are ugly. Im not a ugly. Im not JACKASS ugly. Now read the 3rd word in each sentence .................................... You have just wasted 45 seconds and got insulted.
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3.7/5 (432 votes)

Submitted by: DreamerY2Kevin
By the time you read this...you've aready read it!!
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2.6/5 (245 votes)

Submitted by: Jesika2437



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