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Message: A husband and wife were moving from Illinois to Florida. The husband left 5 days earlier. He sent an e-mail to his wife when he got to their new home. He accidently typed in the wrong adress, and it was sent to an eldery woman whose husband had just died. The message read:
"Dear my love,
I've just arrived for my destination. Plans are made for your arrival tommorrow.
Love, Your Husband
P.S. It sure is warm down here.
Submitted By: KBizzle2321

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Just because I've been online for a whole day doesn't mean I'm ADDICTED... my chair is just COMFY...
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3.9/5 (1244 votes)

Submitted by: Kharlibabe
Im not addicted...I'm just affraid of that voice that says "goodbye"
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3.9/5 (833 votes)

Submitted by: fadeddream
Rehab is for quitters!!
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3.7/5 (518 votes)

Submitted by: Bradley Costa
The fact that I have been sitting on my butt in front of the computer for about three hours does not mean I am addicted...It just means I have no life.
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3.9/5 (513 votes)

Submitted by: Jerablez
Notice how you and me are always online at the same time? You must be addicted.
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3.9/5 (459 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Here's how I think... Why get off if you know you'll just end up gettin on later, I mean thats what away messages are for!
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3.8/5 (426 votes)

Submitted by: LoLoJo
Im not addicted im just trying to be the person online the longest.
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3.8/5 (346 votes)

Submitted by: babygurl41091
My two biggest problems are addiction to the internet and procrastination. I'm away from the Internet now...I'll work on procrastination later.
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3.9/5 (240 votes)

Submitted by: DynamicHalfDuo
Think of it this way...if I were really addicted, would I have this away message up?
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3.7/5 (226 votes)

Submitted by: MARvel-0us
I am not addicted to the Internet, it's addicted to me
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3.9/5 (222 votes)

Submitted by: oreocookie3990
Don't worry, I am visiting a therapy web site for computer addictions...
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3.8/5 (208 votes)

Submitted by: RvBTucker27
If you got this message, I pulled myself off the computer in order to take a brief break. I really doubt that I'll be gone long, and if I am, I am most definatly going through withdrawl, so please, stay, talk, I will return within seconds.
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3.8/5 (197 votes)

Submitted by: Cheyenne

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