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Message: The boss is behind me, so don't IM me unless you have a compliment about me.
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%n, if I'm an addict, then how come you're IM'ing me?
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2.8/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: natalie
I am not addicted. If I were addicted, you wouldn't see this away message up now, would you?
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2.9/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: MefuNkEyMonkEy
I live a weird life hiding behind a computer instead of walking out into the big horrible world.
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2.8/5 (69 votes)

Submitted by: Emma
Ok, it isn't my fault that so many interesting things happen in my life everyday so that I can stay online for hours. So just because I am loved by most doesn't mean I am addicted or does it......hmmmmm I wonder. I will be on for at least the next 14 hours so get back to me on that one.
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2.9/5 (69 votes)

Submitted by: biteme8183
Just 'cause I have to get on AIM everywhere I go (hospitals, library, laptop in the car, even during class) does not mean I am addicted!
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2.9/5 (70 votes)

Submitted by: OUpug08
Maybe soon I'll be able to deal with the 3-Dimensional people...
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3.3/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: Bellabluesclues
Okay, okay! Just because I have to be online where ever I go DOES NOT mean I'm addicted... I merly need to know whats going on online where ever I am... And frankly I don't see this as my fault... Who ever came up with laptops and being able to dial up with any phone line should be at fault! So HA There!
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2.9/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: Fire Girlie St 1
Everyone complains I don't get out enough, well I'm out of this chair right now. BRB
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3.1/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: RoryTheGer
HELP! I can't get away from my computer!!
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2.3/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: Drpeppergulpper
I'm not addicted, I just can't get up!
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3.1/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: Meggersk
I'm not as addicted to the internet as %n is!
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2.4/5 (82 votes)

Submitted by: Z
When I'm online, I'm glad I'm not Manic Depressive because I might just commit suicide waiting for a person to take there away sign off!
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2.6/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: iforgetmyname

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