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Message: I fell out of my chair... this could take awhile.
Submitted By: ncjon118

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I'm taking one of those "How addicted to AIM are you?" quizes... not that I'm WORRIED that I'm addicted or anything...
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3.1/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: HyPeRDeViL91
I can't take it ANYMORE!!! I'm so hooked!!! I need to get off!! But I cant Stop! I need another patch! ahhh! much better... now for a cigarette...
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2.8/5 (92 votes)

Submitted by: tkf2k
So...I've been on all day. Like I care!
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2.9/5 (105 votes)

Submitted by: LIZZIE
Just because ALL I do is sit here at the computer ALL day long, doesn't mean I'm addicted. and just because I eat my food here, smoke my cigs, and sometimes fall asleep on the keyboard too...No! I'm not addicted, SERIOUSLY..what were you thinking?
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3.0/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: BlondeBabyAnn
I heard you're doing ok But I want you to know I'm addict I'm addicted to AIM I can't pretend I don't care When you don't think about me Do you think I deserve this? I tried to make you happy but you left anyway I'm trying to forget that I'm addicted to AIM But I want it and I need it I'm addicted to AIM Now it's over can't forget what you said and I never wanna do this again Heartbreaker Since the day I met AIM And after all we've been through I'm still addict I'm addicted to AIM I think you know that it's true I'd run a thousand miles to get you Do you think I deserve this? I tried to make you happy I did all that I could Just to keep you But you left anyway How long will I be waiting? Until the end of times I don't know why I'm still waiting I can't make you mine Heartbreaker I'm addicted to AIM
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2.8/5 (108 votes)

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I'm currently in an AIM rehab program. Part of weaning me off is putting this away message up. I'VE TAKEN THE SECOND STEP!!
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3.3/5 (118 votes)

Submitted by: Jade
Im addicted to...
Food,
Guys,
TV,
AIM
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2.8/5 (137 votes)

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I can quit anytime I want to. I just don't want to.
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3.5/5 (142 votes)

Submitted by: DelphineK
Hello %n, at %t on %d something AMAZING happened....... I left the computer!!!
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3.3/5 (170 votes)

Submitted by: no one
If you got this message, I pulled myself off the computer in order to take a brief break. I really doubt that I'll be gone long, and if I am, I am most definatly going through withdrawl, so please, stay, talk, I will return within seconds.
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3.8/5 (197 votes)

Submitted by: Cheyenne
Don't worry, I am visiting a therapy web site for computer addictions...
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3.8/5 (208 votes)

Submitted by: RvBTucker27
I am not addicted to the Internet, it's addicted to me
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3.9/5 (222 votes)

Submitted by: oreocookie3990



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