I'm taking one of those "How addicted to AIM are you?" quizes... not that I'm WORRIED that I'm addicted or anything...

I can't take it ANYMORE!!! I'm so hooked!!! I need to get off!! But I cant Stop! I need another patch! ahhh! much better... now for a cigarette...

So...I've been on all day. Like I care!

Just because ALL I do is sit here at the computer ALL day long, doesn't mean I'm addicted. and just because I eat my food here, smoke my cigs, and sometimes fall asleep on the keyboard too...No! I'm not addicted, SERIOUSLY..what were you thinking?

I heard you're doing ok But I want you to know I'm addict I'm addicted to AIM I can't pretend I don't care When you don't think about me Do you think I deserve this? I tried to make you happy but you left anyway I'm trying to forget that I'm addicted to AIM But I want it and I need it I'm addicted to AIM Now it's over can't forget what you said and I never wanna do this again Heartbreaker Since the day I met AIM And after all we've been through I'm still addict I'm addicted to AIM I think you know that it's true I'd run a thousand miles to get you Do you think I deserve this? I tried to make you happy I did all that I could Just to keep you But you left anyway How long will I be waiting? Until the end of times I don't know why I'm still waiting I can't make you mine Heartbreaker I'm addicted to AIM

I'm currently in an AIM rehab program. Part of weaning me off is putting this away message up. I'VE TAKEN THE SECOND STEP!!

Im addicted to...
Food,
Guys,
TV,
AIM

I can quit anytime I want to. I just don't want to.

Hello %n, at %t on %d something AMAZING happened....... I left the computer!!!

If you got this message, I pulled myself off the computer in order to take a brief break. I really doubt that I'll be gone long, and if I am, I am most definatly going through withdrawl, so please, stay, talk, I will return within seconds.

Don't worry, I am visiting a therapy web site for computer addictions...

I am not addicted to the Internet, it's addicted to me