Just 'cause I have to get on AIM everywhere I go (hospitals, library, laptop in the car, even during class) does not mean I am addicted!

I live a weird life hiding behind a computer instead of walking out into the big horrible world.

I can't take it ANYMORE!!! I'm so hooked!!! I need to get off!! But I cant Stop! I need another patch! ahhh! much better... now for a cigarette...

%n, if I'm an addict, then how come you're IM'ing me?

Im addicted to...
Food,
Guys,
TV,
AIM

I heard you're doing ok But I want you to know I'm addict I'm addicted to AIM I can't pretend I don't care When you don't think about me Do you think I deserve this? I tried to make you happy but you left anyway I'm trying to forget that I'm addicted to AIM But I want it and I need it I'm addicted to AIM Now it's over can't forget what you said and I never wanna do this again Heartbreaker Since the day I met AIM And after all we've been through I'm still addict I'm addicted to AIM I think you know that it's true I'd run a thousand miles to get you Do you think I deserve this? I tried to make you happy I did all that I could Just to keep you But you left anyway How long will I be waiting? Until the end of times I don't know why I'm still waiting I can't make you mine Heartbreaker I'm addicted to AIM

When I'm online, I'm glad I'm not Manic Depressive because I might just commit suicide waiting for a person to take there away sign off!

I'm not as addicted to the internet as %n is!

HELP! I can't get away from my computer!!