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Category: Gross
Message: Yeah, Its time for my daily Cock Pushups. For those of you who don't exactly know what a Cock Pushup is... It's when you friggin lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground over and over again... it really strengthens the weiner musclesPeace Im out
Submitted By: Rage in a Cage

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I can quit anytime I want to. I just don't want to.
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3.5/5 (142 votes)

Submitted by: DelphineK
Hello %n, at %t on %d something AMAZING happened....... I left the computer!!!
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3.3/5 (170 votes)

Submitted by: no one
I'm currently in an AIM rehab program. Part of weaning me off is putting this away message up. I'VE TAKEN THE SECOND STEP!!
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3.3/5 (118 votes)

Submitted by: Jade
Maybe soon I'll be able to deal with the 3-Dimensional people...
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3.3/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: Bellabluesclues
Everyone complains I don't get out enough, well I'm out of this chair right now. BRB
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3.1/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: RoryTheGer
I'm taking one of those "How addicted to AIM are you?" quizes... not that I'm WORRIED that I'm addicted or anything...
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3.1/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: HyPeRDeViL91
I'm not addicted, I just can't get up!
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3.1/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: Meggersk
Just because ALL I do is sit here at the computer ALL day long, doesn't mean I'm addicted. and just because I eat my food here, smoke my cigs, and sometimes fall asleep on the keyboard too...No! I'm not addicted, SERIOUSLY..what were you thinking?
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3.0/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: BlondeBabyAnn
Ok, it isn't my fault that so many interesting things happen in my life everyday so that I can stay online for hours. So just because I am loved by most doesn't mean I am addicted or does it......hmmmmm I wonder. I will be on for at least the next 14 hours so get back to me on that one.
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2.9/5 (69 votes)

Submitted by: biteme8183
Okay, okay! Just because I have to be online where ever I go DOES NOT mean I'm addicted... I merly need to know whats going on online where ever I am... And frankly I don't see this as my fault... Who ever came up with laptops and being able to dial up with any phone line should be at fault! So HA There!
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2.9/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: Fire Girlie St 1
I am not addicted. If I were addicted, you wouldn't see this away message up now, would you?
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2.9/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: MefuNkEyMonkEy
So...I've been on all day. Like I care!
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2.9/5 (105 votes)

Submitted by: LIZZIE



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