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Message: A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence". The Mexican man of course agrees. The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence." The Mexican man thinks really hard for about to minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"
Submitted By: hufflehaire

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Just because I've been online for a whole day doesn't mean I'm ADDICTED... my chair is just COMFY...
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3.9/5 (1244 votes)

Submitted by: Kharlibabe
Notice how you and me are always online at the same time? You must be addicted.
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3.9/5 (459 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Im not addicted...I'm just affraid of that voice that says "goodbye"
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3.9/5 (833 votes)

Submitted by: fadeddream
The fact that I have been sitting on my butt in front of the computer for about three hours does not mean I am addicted...It just means I have no life.
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3.9/5 (513 votes)

Submitted by: Jerablez
I am not addicted to the Internet, it's addicted to me
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3.9/5 (222 votes)

Submitted by: oreocookie3990
My two biggest problems are addiction to the internet and procrastination. I'm away from the Internet now...I'll work on procrastination later.
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3.9/5 (240 votes)

Submitted by: DynamicHalfDuo
Im not addicted im just trying to be the person online the longest.
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3.8/5 (346 votes)

Submitted by: babygurl41091
If you got this message, I pulled myself off the computer in order to take a brief break. I really doubt that I'll be gone long, and if I am, I am most definatly going through withdrawl, so please, stay, talk, I will return within seconds.
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3.8/5 (197 votes)

Submitted by: Cheyenne
Here's how I think... Why get off if you know you'll just end up gettin on later, I mean thats what away messages are for!
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3.8/5 (426 votes)

Submitted by: LoLoJo
Don't worry, I am visiting a therapy web site for computer addictions...
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3.8/5 (208 votes)

Submitted by: RvBTucker27
Think of it this way...if I were really addicted, would I have this away message up?
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3.7/5 (226 votes)

Submitted by: MARvel-0us
Rehab is for quitters!!
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3.7/5 (518 votes)

Submitted by: Bradley Costa

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